Breaking News: Jerome Dyson and Doug Wiggins suspended indefinitely

Jerome Slice 'n' Dyson and Doug "Helen of Troy of the Big East" were suspended indefinitely for undisclosed reasons. This would be disasterous for UConn as they are facing Indiana today on a nationally broadcast game on CBS Sports! Ouch for the Huskies - just when they started gelling and making progress!

And a public service announcement: If you live in a Big East city, check your laptops ;-) (Yes, a cheap shot but couldn't resist it!)