master of the obvious in-game statistics

Some of the in-game statistics that are thrown around by the broadcasters are downright funny of the master-of-the-obvious variety.

Some exaggerated examples:

• every time team X shoots 80% FGs, they are 12-0.
• every time team U gets 30 more rebounds than the opponent they are 22-1
  
• every time team Y commits 40 turnovers they are 0-11
• every time team Z scores more than 100 points they are 14-1
  

But the most obvious of them all, which I must admit I have yet to hear on a TV broadcast:
"Every time team X outscores its opponent they are undefeated!"