Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The College Hoops Repor(t)

Tonight, the NBA fines me for talking about the people getting fined for talking about Oden and Durant, Long Beach State is more demanding than Kentucky (they fire Larry Reynolds after he got them their first NCAA bid in 12 years), Jim Calhoun must have found a good 2007 recruit (Ben Eaves will transfer), and Big Baby is signing with an agent (but who will pay for the road meals?)...

Tip of the Hat: Kansas for making Danny Manning an assistant after one of their assistants for a mid-major head-coaching job (aren't they still playing?)

Wag of the Finger: Long Beach State for firing Larry Reynolds, Ernie Kent for talking about Michigan while his team is still playing.

On Notice: Greg Anthony for considering Coach Dirty Rat K as possibly the best college basketball coach of all time. Props to Skip O'Bayless for calling the rat "overrated"!

Getting to know a conference: The official basketball conference of Battlestar Galactica is the... Colonial Athletic Association!

This segment is inpsired by the Colbert Report

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