The College Hoops Repor(t)

Tonight, in the most controversial ever edition of the College Hoops Repor(t), former New Mexico coach Ritchie McKay finds Jesus, Robert "Joey" Dorsey calls out Greg Oden and then goes on to lay an egg, Julian Wright announces he will return next year (I didn't know NBA teams used lottery picks for forwards who couldn't shoot)... Rene Portland's no lesbian policy has a reasonable explanation (she wanted first dibs)... the Trojans are a Class Act (but isn't that a downgrade?)... Doug Gottleib calls Florida Team Clapper (I thought student-athletes medical records were supposed to be kept private!)...


Tip of the Hat

Rutgers and coach Vivian Stringer for upseting #1 seed Duke and Gail Goestenkors in the Women's Sweet 16.

Xs and Os multimedia playbook diagram at Yahoo Sports of some of the key plays from the NCAA games.

Vandy and Butler for playing great and handling themselves admirably despite some questionable calls

Billy Packer's "drenched jersey" indicator in the first half predicted that USC would tire out and get steamrolled by the Carolina depth

Oregon's Mighty Mouse freshman Tajuan Porter for a crazy 33 with 8 three pointers made.

Rick Majerus for suggesting that Georgetown retires the jerseys of the three refs who missed the Jeff Green last second walk

Spud Webb for dunking on Skip Bayless many years ago


Wag of the finger

CBS for not having Gus Johnson as one of their Sweet 16/Elite 8 play by play guys. Instead they use "traditional" play by play guys who stumble through the broadcast.

CBS for not using west coast analysts for west coast games/teams

The three referees of the Vandy vs Georgetown game who missed an obvious cha-cha walk.

Illinois AD for yelling at Bruce Weber and his players including Warren Carter

Howie Schwab for wearing an ACC shirt while appearing on Cold Pizza


On Notice

CBS for not using Gus Johnson after the first weekend of NCAA action

This post is inspired by the Colbert Repor(t)