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Duke Favoritism: It seems like Duke can do no wrong. From the NCAA, the ACC, the zebras, the NCAA tournament selection cmte, the media, the analysts, the broadcasters, the writers, the readers, the casual fans, they all give the Dookies an unfair advantage.

The NCAA Oligarchy: Funny how it's the student athletes that generate the millions for the NCAA and the colleges, yet the student-athletes are the last ones to benefit financially from this. Time to get fair! The NCAA Oligarchy is entrenched in money and power and can't see reason. Just like George Orwell wrote it :)

Kelvin Sampson's Cell Phone: That darned cellphone got him in trouble twice now (at least). Bad cellphone!

Coach K: He started from humble beginnings and was a true success story, but somewhere along the way he lost his way and thought he was the Pope of College Basketball.

Street and Smith: They bought the Sporting News college basketball preview magazine, took the name and glued it to their own Street and Smith magazine. The end-result? We lost the wonderful Sporting News preview magazine. Boo!!! Bring it back!

Slugfest style of play: Yes, defense wins games. Yes, if you don't have a good team, you have a better chance of winning the game if you make it an ugly ultimate fighting competition. But the game is basketball, not ultimate fightining, and they put baskets and scoreboards to score, not for decoration! So stop ruining the game with your ugly un-basketball-style of play you silly coaches! Let the kids play and have some fun. It's about them you know, not your next contract. Greedy little biatches :)

Zebras: Need I say more?

Bears: Need I say more?

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