Hopefully Billy Packer was just the beginning of a clean-up job at CBS's March Madness coverage, which by the way you can relive right now on CSTV.
Normally I would charge for this, but I'm feeling generous, so CBS, here is what you need to do!
Keep and give them a bonus!
- Clark Kellogg, Seth Davis, Bryan Gumble
- Bill Raftery, Len Elmore, Jay Bilas
- Gus Johnson
They need to be replaced no matter what
- Jim Nantz (go back to Golf!)
- Verne Lindquist (please go back to the senior's PGA tour)
- Dick Enberg (recite essays during halftime, don't call games)
- Tim Brando (idiotically annoying)
- Bob Wenzel (no need to explain!)
Keep only if you can't find anyone better
- G-Man (Mike Gminski) and Dan Bonner - monotonous make good games boring
- Ian "Ion" Eagle and Jim Spinarkel (Yellow Pages are more exciting)
- The high-school kid from CSTV (he's actually older)
Who should be added
- Marques Johnson
- Doris Burke
- Pete Gillen
- Tom Brennan
- Steve Lavin
- Dan Shuman without Vitale
- reunite trio of Bilas, Raftery and Sean "McDonut" during second week of the tourney
Do not invite!
- Dick Vitale
- Mike Patrick
- Steve Lapas
- Mike Jarvis
- Jimmy Dykes
- Fran Fraschilla
- Dan Belluomini and Barry Thompkins (he was the one doing the KFC "crunchy on the outside, spicy on the inside" ads during the FSN Pac-10 games)
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There is one other person I would invite: "Donny Mac" aka Don MacLean.
West coast representation!
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