Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Bruce Pearl puts name in the 2008 NBA Draft!

In a rather surprising development, the feisty Bruce Pearl has put his name into the 2008 NBA Draft! "It's always been a dream of mine since I was a little boy" said Bruce Pearl in an exclusive interview with local media. Bruce Pearl of course is much older than the average draft entrant but has used a little known exception that allows older men to enter the NBA Draft. This is NBA rule 43.25.6 paragraph IXX, section A-45i, subsection 94i.

Pearl thinks that his high energy, and space-eating body will make him a good candidate for an energy guy coming off the bench to wake up the fans and his teammates. He is expecting to be taken late in the second round, and thinks that teams with poor attendance or low-energy or not-so-good team energy will benefit from having him on their team.

Meanwhile the UT AD was in shock, as they are now losing their head coach to the NBA Draft!

No comments:

Latest posts

Latest from Recruiting Wars